Days of our Lives spoilers for Wednesday, July 31, threaten that Connie is about to go on another stabbing spree now that Rafe refuses to go gently into that good night — and other people are getting suspicious.

Slash and Burn

Connie (Julie Dove) claims that she’s a romantic who loves Li (Remington Hoffman) — dead or alive. But we think that what Connie really loves is stabbing people. She stabbed Li. She stabbed Rafe (Galen Gering). She doesn’t seem upset by possibly needing to do it again.

Why won’t Rafe just die already? Why won’t Gabi (Cherie Jiminez) just hire Connie and stop worrying about her stupid comatose brother? Why won’t Everett (Blake Berris) return to being Bobby so he won’t remember knowing that Connie is Li’s killer?

Do you know what could solve all these problems? More stabbing. As the glorious Taylor Swift might sing, “Look what you made me do….”

Another Spin Around the Sun

Speaking of Gabi, she takes a break from sitting by Rafe’s bedside long enough to celebrate her anniversary with Stefan (Brandon Barash).

It’s weird. Should they celebrate all the time they’ve been legally married, or just the time they’ve spent together, not counting Stefan’s couple of years dead or Gabi going to prison (yet again)?

The point is, they’re together now, and nothing — and no one — will ever come between