Days of our Lives spoilers, play right into Fiona’s hands as Brady wonders what happened the night he got blackout drunk…and whether he might have been the one who struck hospitalized Sarah.

Nothing To See Here

Brady (Eric Martsolf) fell off the wagon — over Theresa (Emily O’Brien), of all people! — and allowed Fiona (Serena Scott Thomas) to drive him home. Except he doesn’t remember that part.

All he remembers is that he was drinking, and then he was home…meanwhile, Sarah (Linsey Godfrey) was in a hit-and-run accident. You can see why he might wonder if he’s responsible. And why he might do something even more stupid as a result.

When the Saints Come Marching In

When a soap character gets into an accident, one of five things will happen: They need an organ from their arch enemy; They find out they’re pregnant; They get amnesia; They go blind; They’re paralyzed. Congrats, Sarah! You get what’s behind Door Number Five!

But because Sarah loves suffering more than the average person in Salem, she insists on putting on a bright front for Maggie (Suzanne Rogers) and Xander (Paul Telfer) and insists everything is fine. Will that make Brady feel less guilty over what he’s afraid he’s done?

Cop Rock

In the meantime, Jada (Elia Cantu) is on the case! Maybe she will actually solve a crime this time, without the resolution literally falling into her lap, i.e., dead EverBob (Blake Berris). If Brady keeps acting guilty, and Fiona keeps acting innocent, would you blame Jada for coming to the wrong conclusion?

Act Up

Abe (James Reynolds) and Johnny (Carson Boatman) still have a couple of roles to fill on the revamped Body & Soul. So they ask Chanel (Raven Bowens) and Alex (Robert Scott Wilson) to audition. There is no question that those two are certainly gorgeous enough to be  TV stars. But, I guess acting is a skill anybody can pick up.